It’s Easter Sunday, and I’m obliged to carry you the true gospel—that for those who’re nonetheless clinging to the fairytale of a resurrected messiah in 2025, you’re both wilfully ignorant or intellectually dishonest.
As of the yr 2022, in Israel, 73.6% of the inhabitants/individuals are Jewish, 18.1% Muslim, 1.9% Christian, and 1.6% Druze.
This implies, over 73% of the folks of Israel imagine that Jesus because the messiah is a fraud. They imagine Jesus isn’t divine or that he’s not a messiah or holy or any of the sacred attributes you paint in him with.
How can such an enormous quantity of people that noticed him, have the locations you time period holy and are literally blessed by God, be all improper?
After all, the divinity of Jesus isn’t true and each well-reasoned individual wouldn’t run with that. All the students, Rabbis, and abnormal folks of Israel are improper, but Akosua Bruwaa from Ghana and Adeola from Nigeria are proper about Jesus Christ, huh?
The resurrection story isn’t simply implausible—it’s a patchwork of conflicting accounts that might be laughed out of any critical historic dialogue. But billions swallow it entire with out bothering to look at the obtrusive inconsistencies.
Take essentially the most fundamental query: What number of days did Jesus truly stick round after rising from the lifeless?
• Acts 1:3 claims it was 40 days of post-resurrection teachings.
• But Luke 24:51 insists he ascended to heaven the identical day.
Decide one.
Then there’s the zombie apocalypse, solely Matthew bothered to say—the place graves supposedly burst open and lifeless saints wandered Jerusalem. You’re telling me an occasion this spectacular solely made it into one gospel? The others have been too busy to jot down this minor element?
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The contradictions pile up quicker than assortment plates on Sunday:
The Crucifixion Timeline:
• John says Jesus was crucified earlier than Passover.
• The opposite three gospels say after.
Jesus’ Final Phrases:
• Three totally different variations throughout three gospels. Even in his closing moments, the writers couldn’t agree on what he stated.
The Burial Farce:
• Most declare Joseph of Arimathea dealt with it.
• Acts blames random Jewish strangers.
The Easter Morning Circus:
• What number of girls on the tomb? One (John), two (Matthew), three (Mark), or an entire squad (Luke)?
• Was the stone already rolled away? Matthew says no, others say sure.
•Did they inform anybody? Matthew/Luke: Sure. Mark: They have been too scared and advised no person—which raises the query: how did the story unfold?
The Identification Disaster:
• Mary Magdalene supposedly knew Jesus for years—but in some accounts, she didn’t recognise him after the resurrection. Was he sporting a disguise?
The Physicality Debate:
• May folks contact resurrected Jesus? John says no, others say sure.
The Nice Assembly Place Combine-Up:
• Galilee (Matthew/Mark) or Jerusalem (Luke/Acts)?
And let’s not overlook Paul’s magical 500 witnesses (1 Cor. 15:6) that by some means escaped each gospel author’s consideration. Half a thousand folks noticed a lifeless man strolling, and never one thought to doc it correctly?
These “gospels” weren’t even written by disciples:
• The earliest (Mark) got here 35-40 years post-crucifixion—lengthy sufficient for legends to calcify into “info.”
• The identical nameless scribe probably wrote Luke and Acts.
• Matthew and Luke largely copied Mark, including their very own artistic prospers.
This isn’t historical past—it’s theological fan fiction.
But Christians level to the resurrection as their final “proof.” Nice—then clarify why the accounts can’t even agree on elementary particulars like the place, when, who, or what truly occurred? You’d assume a very powerful miracle in human historical past would have constant documentation.
Essential Pondering 101:
1. Curiosity – Ask why 4 accounts of the identical occasion contradict one another.
2. Scepticism – Demand proof past nameless, decades-later texts.
3. Humility – Admit when your beliefs crumble below scrutiny.
The resurrection story fails all three checks.
So to the trustworthy nonetheless studying: You may DELETE your self now—or higher but, clarify these contradictions with out resorting to “divine thriller” cop-outs. The ball’s in your courtroom.
—The Author, Chris-Vincent Agyapong is the Founding Editor of GhanaCelebrities.Com. He’s a Lawyer, Hedonist, Contrarian, Atheist, Thinker, Author, Minimalist, Polygamy Evangelist, Gentle Life Ambassador & A Skilled Fact Sayer.

