New York Post Composite While most people think about gifts and parties whenever the holidays roll around, my mind goes to darker places — porch pirates. If you think I’m being paranoid, know that 37 million packages are stolen in America each year. And unless you want to join the crowd, you’d better listen up!

The Jets turned the page to 2026 when they traded Sauce Gardner and Quinnen Williams at the deadline last week. They were two of the three best players on the team, and the front office basically announced it was more interested in draft picks than retaining those players. It’s hard to argue with the logic

A deranged Minnesota man allegedly bludgeoned his female co-worker to death with a sledgehammer — and told police he had been plotting the ruthless attack for some time. David Bruce Delong, 40, was arrested and charged with second-degree intentional murder after repeatedly clubbing 20-year-old Amber Czech with the mallet at Advanced Process Technologies in Cokato

Hilaria and Alec Baldwin reacted in two very different ways after popular content creator Dan Mahboubian Rosen ripped their Hamptons home’s interior design to shreds. In Rosen’s video reviewing their luxurious estate, he mocked Hilaria’s infamous fake accent controversy — in which she claimed to be from Spain, but was outed as a woman named