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Best of the Babylon Bee: Taylor Swift’s engagement called off as Travis Kelce’s knee didn’t touch ground

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Every week, The Post will bring you our picks of the best one-liners and stories from satirical site the Babylon Bee to take the edge off Hump Day. Want more of a chuckle? Be sure to click the links.


Referee signaling at Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift's engagement.

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The lovestruck couple reportedly jumped when the ref loudly blew his whistle and gestured wildly from the bushes. READ MORE


Illustration of Donald Trump with a wheel of fortune listing various countries, depicting a satirical story about deportation.

Babylon Bee

“Round and a round it goes! Where it stops, nobody knows!” Trump said to reporters in the White House Press Room. READ MORE


Collage of Hamas fighters and Greta Thunberg; headline: Hamas Terrorists Distance Selves From Greta Thunberg.

Babylon Bee

“Please do not lump us in with her,” said Hamas spokesterrorist Abu Muhammad Akhtar. READ MORE


Photo of Gavin Newsom with headline: Newsom Announces He Is Anti-Crime Until Next Election.

Babylon Bee

“Please rest assured, I will go right back to ignoring crime as soon as I’m elected,” insisted Newsom. “I’m not a MAGA fascist, after all.” READ MORE

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