We have got main issues occurring in America proper now, most of them attributable to failed Democrat ‘management,’ so we respect that Tampon Tim Walz — greatest recognized for letting Minneapolis burn, his horribly ignorant soccer takes, and a humiliatingly failed run for Vice President — got here out as we speak to present everybody on Twitter an enormous snicker.
He presumably did not count on everybody to be laughing at his expense, however that is on-brand for the person who instructed everybody he was an avid hunter regardless of not understanding find out how to load a shotgun.
This morning, Walz got here out with a full-throated endorsement for the following DNC vice chair and as conservatives, we utterly help his choose for the job.
Test it out:
David Hogg represents precisely the type of daring, dynamic, and brave management our celebration wants proper now. He has a singular potential to attach with the American individuals and to talk to the strengths of our celebration.
I couldn’t be happier to help him for DNC Vice Chair. pic.twitter.com/sHlX2fmUmD
— Tim Walz (@Tim_Walz) January 10, 2025
Ha.
Hahaha.
BAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!
And sure, Walz is severe. Hogg even thanked the horrible Minnesota governor for his help.
Good morning! Honored to have your help @Tim_Walz let’s win this factor pic.twitter.com/DrtKBh5jEt
— David Hogg 🟧 (@davidhogg111) January 10, 2025
May Republicans presumably be this fortunate that this can truly occur? We will solely hope and dream.
As Twitchy readers know, this isn’t the primary we have heard about Hogg in search of a management place within the Democrat Get together. Again in November, the Gen Z gun grabber and ‘influencer’ introduced that he was contemplating a run for the job.
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However we did not pay it an excessive amount of thoughts because it was far too ridiculous to be taken significantly. Now, with Walz’s endorsement, it appears like Hogg could have an opportunity.
And all we are able to say about that’s, ‘Please-please-please-please-please-PLEASE!’
I wholeheartedly agree.
Hogg is the way forward for the Democratic celebration. https://t.co/QokIXFE3IX— Chad Felix Greene 🇮🇱 (@chadfelixg) January 10, 2025
Sure. He’s. And that’s as a lot of an indictment of the state of the Democrats as any of their DEI hires are.
Hahahahahahaha!
All of us anticipated your celebration to double, triple & even quadruple down on the the explanation why you misplaced 2024.
However, that is spectacular dick stomping!
Didn’t suppose you had it in ya, TBH.— Snarknado ⚓️ 🇺🇸 (@ZannSuz) January 10, 2025
Look, far be it from us to interrupt our political enemies when they’re making galactically silly errors, however being a celebration vice chair is an precise, you realize, JOB.
One thing Hogg has by no means had in his life. His most infamously failed try at one was his pillow firm, which lasted all of three weeks earlier than being laughed out of existence.
However by all means, Democrats, give Hogg the nod.
Please do that left the complete Conservative motion begs you to make @davidhogg111 the face of the DNC. https://t.co/gVi9OfygTT
— Cincy Browncoat – You’ll be able to’t take the sky from me (@cincy_browncoat) January 10, 2025
If it will assist, we’ll pray for it to occur.
Others could not assist however discover that Walz’s endorsement — and the accompanying picture — weren’t doing something to quell Walz’s status as completely creepy and peculiar (to make use of a phrase he loves).
Tim Walz throws him a tampon and now he thinks he’s all that & a bag of chips. https://t.co/cXIwgDmfYG
— TheMorningSpew2 (@TheMorningSpew2) January 10, 2025
That is what I really like about these guys, man. I become old, they keep the identical age. https://t.co/F5SnnvVu2O pic.twitter.com/csSq5HD6Me
— e-beth (@ebeth360) January 10, 2025
What types of wicked acts was Hogg topic to to *earn* this endorsement?
— Coddled prosperous skilled (@feelsdesperate) January 10, 2025
There are some questions we do not even need to ASK, not to mention have answered.
No testosterone on this image
— Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) January 10, 2025
Is it doable to have NEGATIVE ranges of testosterone? If that’s the case, this image is it.
Simply two relatable and regular heterosexual white males https://t.co/UZffY6nDD2
— Confirmed Miscer ⚔️🍁🔫 (@ManDaveJobGood) January 10, 2025
HAHAHAHA. Certain, they’re. And Hunter Biden is clear and sober.
GIRLY “MEN” Unite! https://t.co/0DNlSvWzWI
— GretchenInOK (@GretchenInOK) January 10, 2025
We all know that the ‘White Dudes for Harris’ will probably be one hundred pc behind Hogg’s candidacy.
Fascinating endorsement alternative…. pic.twitter.com/DEesDtu022
— Ben Dempsey (@BenDempsey18) January 10, 2025
Whoops. That assertion cannot have gone over nicely with Hogg, who is barely well-known as a result of he stepped all around the our bodies of his slain classmates to grow to be a political activist and get into Harvard.
Could he be as profitable on this as he was together with his pillow firm https://t.co/oR1lUl6knF
— Dr. Richard Harambe (@Richard_Harambe) January 10, 2025
Perhaps Hogg can fundraise for the DNC with new pillows that includes this picture of him and Walz.
The cash will simply come POURING in, we’re certain.
Sensible Democrats: “We’re bleeding Black and Hispanic males, two essential constituencies for our Get together. We’d like new management who can discuss to and win again these males or we face political Armageddon.”@Tim_Walz: “Finest we are able to do is David Hogg.” https://t.co/U2LoH7MtT6
— Gregg Keller (@RGreggKeller) January 10, 2025
Hey, at the least Walz did not go along with Harry Sisson or Chris Mowrey.
wow. they really need us to win 350+ EVs in 2028, don’t they? https://t.co/U7QFMICVsX
— Central Valley Politics (@CV__Politics) January 10, 2025
It could possibly be much more electoral votes than that.
Even higher, the DNC vice chair is chargeable for so many different races moreover the presidential one. Hogg’s ‘management’ might doubtlessly lose all of them.
Democrats have a masculinity drawback. https://t.co/ZnBLhHv0TG
— cobra (@cobracommandr15) January 10, 2025
Shhhhh. Do not inform them.
Or do inform them. It would not appear to matter, since they clearly aren’t listening to the American individuals.
Narrator: They by no means did study. https://t.co/ePalbtb8aZ
— Dave Gordon 🇺🇸 🇮🇱 (@D_Gordzo) January 10, 2025
Nope. They did not study a factor.
And that makes us very completely satisfied.
Subsequently, please think about this as Twitchy’s official settlement with Tim Walz and we want to add our endorsement of David Hogg as the following DNC Vice Chair.
As a result of maps of America look lovely in pink.