Every week, The Post will bring you our picks of the best one-liners and stories from satirical site the Babylon Bee to take the edge off Hump Day. Want more of a chuckle? Be sure to click the links.
The lovestruck couple reportedly jumped when the ref loudly blew his whistle and gestured wildly from the bushes. READ MORE
“Round and a round it goes! Where it stops, nobody knows!” Trump said to reporters in the White House Press Room. READ MORE
“Please do not lump us in with her,” said Hamas spokesterrorist Abu Muhammad Akhtar. READ MORE
“Please rest assured, I will go right back to ignoring crime as soon as I’m elected,” insisted Newsom. “I’m not a MAGA fascist, after all.” READ MORE