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Every week, The Post will bring you our picks of the best one-liners and stories from satirical site the Babylon Bee to take the edge off Hump Day. Want more of a chuckle? Be sure to click the links.


Referee signaling at Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift's engagement.

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The lovestruck couple reportedly jumped when the ref loudly blew his whistle and gestured wildly from the bushes. READ MORE


Illustration of Donald Trump with a wheel of fortune listing various countries, depicting a satirical story about deportation.

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“Round and a round it goes! Where it stops, nobody knows!” Trump said to reporters in the White House Press Room. READ MORE


Collage of Hamas fighters and Greta Thunberg; headline: Hamas Terrorists Distance Selves From Greta Thunberg.

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“Please do not lump us in with her,” said Hamas spokesterrorist Abu Muhammad Akhtar. READ MORE


Photo of Gavin Newsom with headline: Newsom Announces He Is Anti-Crime Until Next Election.

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“Please rest assured, I will go right back to ignoring crime as soon as I’m elected,” insisted Newsom. “I’m not a MAGA fascist, after all.” READ MORE

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