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This person who learned that these store-bought mozzarella sticks are not the same as the restaurant ones:

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This person who learned to double-check that a raccoon is actually dead and not just sleeping before trying to move it:

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This person who learned not to cool brownies off on the porch because squirrels can come by for a snack:

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This person who learned not to wear gray pants to a job interview:

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This person who learned that all doors aren’t the same size after taking the first door off:

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This person who learned that their safe wasn’t waterproof after finding their money and passport moldy:

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This toddler who learned what things shouldn’t go in the microwave:

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This person who learned that you need to put the lid ON a Crock-Pot when trying to cook chicken for six hours:

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This person who learned to never leave his phone under the industrial paper cutter at work:

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This person who learned not to leave their phone out in plain sight in their car:

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This person who learned not to plug a space heater into a power strip:

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This person who learned what happens to a moka pot when you forget to turn the stove off:

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This person who learned not to put leather gloves in the washing machine:

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This person who learned that not everyone knows how to pack glass jars of sauce for shipping:

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This person who learned not to vacuum-seal a dozen croissants:

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This person who learned not to purchase a cheap carport on Amazon:

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This kid who learned not to pour candle wax down the drain:

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This person who learned not to leave their underwear to dry on the balcony (because it could end up getting blown away onto someone else’s balcony):

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This person who learned what happens when you leave your tea kettle on the stove for far, far, far too long:

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This person who learned not to put soap in the dishwasher instead of dishwashing detergent:

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This person who learned that paper towels are not the best supplies to clean up spilled laundry detergent:

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This person who learned to make sure a PC chair has wheels before ordering it online:

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This person who learned why you can’t forget to put flour in banana bread:

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And this person who learned why you can’t leave a case of Coke in a car overnight in -22-degree weather: